Much Ado About Merch

Soft as a whispered sonnet, bold as a queen’s command — these 100% organic cotton tees flattereth thy form and proclaimeth thy scorn. With Shakespeare’s own bite —
“Away, you three-inch fool!”
— thou shalt banish mediocrity with but a glance.

This product is made especially for you as soon as you place an order, which is why it takes us a bit longer to deliver it to you. Making products on demand instead of in bulk helps reduce overproduction, so thank you for making thoughtful purchasing decisions!